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The Prince goes Big Screen…

It seems to be my week for riffing, which just goes to prove that you cannot create in a vacuum.  The more sources of INPUT you have and are accessing, the more OUTPUT you are able to achieve without long stretches of ennui and writers block.

I ran across this post here regarding the new Prince of Persia film in the making:  http://www.filmdailies.com/archives/prince-of-persia-workout/

Now, you know and I know that crossing media is a bit**.  A hairy scary motherbit** that makes the goddess Kali look like one of those ladies in the ballet studio that Degas was so fond of painting.  For decades the “superhero” genre movies were put out, one after another, all of which seemed woefully underbudget for the type of heroics that comic books were so fond of showing.  As the artistic style and expectation of these comics has changed from the more advertising-based style of realistic body proportion in suits to the hyper-muscled demigods of today, the difficulty in bringing them to life in a form that would satisfy their core audience AND appeal to a broader filmic audience grew expenentially.

Game based movies have suffered a similar fate.  Like comic and graphic novel properties, they live and breathe in the realm of the fantastic, a clever artist and writing team can pull stories out of the page that simply have not been reproducible in a “live action” format.  They rely on the flexibility of their media to push the bounds of reality in ways that, without the budget to bring heavy-hitting VFX work in to play, you simply can’t replicate in film.

But now we have the big dogs stepping into the ring.  The POP (Prince of Persia) franchise is venerable (for a game) fantastic, full of action and the kind of tittilating (non-bodice ripping) romance that goes hand in hand with fairy-tales and fantastic stories.  The new movie has a reputable budget and a reputable team putting it together, so when it comes to spinning the roulette wheel on whether or not the film is going to make any money, someone’s gone and painted about 75% of the slots all red.  The odds are going to be very good.

Is it going to be critically acclaimed?  Not a chance.  It’s going to be panned by the same groups that bagged on Avatar for it’s lack of story, the same people who hated 300 because it wasn’t historically accurate.  At the end of the day POP is going to be an action movie.  It’s a fantastic, Sinbad-style action/adventure story, heavy on the visuals, heavy on the style and movement and palette and the rich feel that the games have developed after a couple of decades of redos and evolutions.  Its’ going to piss off a bunch of gamers, primarily because we each already have our favorite version of the “Prince” and already kick and scream about which version of the game is right or “better” and whether or not this version of the Prince has a bad accent or a bad haircut or too many muscles. 

The thing is though, gamers are a whiny, vociferous bunch.  We talk smack even to our BFF’s while we’re teabagging them in Halo, we argue, we disagree, we all get on our soapboxes and critique what we love, what we hate, what WE would have done different.  But we all LOVE games (even though we bit** and moan), and its a rare rare thing that will pit a gamer against an IP so strongly that they will have nothing to do with it.  POP is going to pull in the game audience as long as they don’t try to turn a fish into a fowl and make the movie into a chick-flick or something equally absurd (and lets face this, this is Bruckheimer, so the odds of *that* happening are slim) and they are going to pull in the literary crowd, fantasy, sci-fi, steampunk, even the vampire-lovers are probably going to stop in to take a look (in part because there is a dearth of good material to serve these markets as quickly as we are capable of consuming it).  They are going to pull in the old-school action lovers, the guys and gals who like Bond, who thought Zulu was one of the finest films ever made, and who watched *all* of Lawrence of Arabia twice and who still watch Chuck Norris movies when Spike plays them through.

My People Will Come…..

www.penny-arcade.com

Penny Arcade is one of the “bridge” properties.  While it may have started out just about games, it’s branched out to appeal to the broader “geek” community. I’ve been following them for….  erm, well, about as long as my kids have been alive I think.  Since their publicist saw fit to book them in the library down the street, and with the development of this game project, I’ve had to take an increasingly long look at moving cross-media, I thought it would be a kick to go see the men behind the Penny Arcade machine.  Since it was in Belmont, and the library is a touch hard to find if you’re not local, I was thinking it would be a small, tidy event.  50, maybe a hundred people, after all, you hear about book-signings where noone ever showed up, even for big names, all the time. 

The Belmont Library was, in a word, packed. Totally packed. I don’t think they knew what they were in for. Heck, I didn’t know what they were in for. It’s a beautiful little library, but theyre in Belmont.  Granted Belmont is a stones throw from EA, Oracle, Sony, Sega, DChoc and a half-dozen other potential pockets of rabid fandom. But the fact that they had allotted the Library parking lot as overflow parking for the Funeral Parlor across the street, AND they ran out of copies of the book before the guys even got on stage suggests volumes. 

Thing is, I’m not complaining here. I’m rather reveling in the unexpected spectacle. These guys were a delight to listen to, they are knowledgeable and happy to poke fun at themselves if they come upon something they *haven’t* been exposed to. I’ve never been to PAX, never heard them speak before. They were erudite, humble, and they know their craft. 

So they’re just scary in real-life. Not in the snaggletoothed, pasty faced, creatives who never see the light of day suddenly being thrust into the limelight by an unflinching publicist kind of scary. These guys are an act, they slip seamlessly between one and the other taking the lead. Really, other than the illustrious Penn and Teller, and those guys are a professional Vegas act these days, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen two people who really come across as one immensely creative misbegotten mind separated into two bodies before birth, probably through some sort of Nylund-esque alien technological derivative. They took any question and answered it straight, without any of the foaming at the mouth that many hot-button topics (DRM anyone) seems to evoke in the geeky set.  Not only that, but these guys are *funny* they can riff this humor in real-life.  We had one guy pop his head over the top of the stacks of books to ask a question.  I dunno if you’ve seen the stacks in libraries, but they run about 8 ft tall, and there’s this disembodied head floating over the top.  The PA guys just took it and ran with it, resulting in a good 5 minutes worth of comedy material they couldn’t possibly have planned beforehand.  I can only imagine what the librarians did to the poor guy when he was done 🙂

I’d kinda gotten used to seeing a-holes be the ones who get up in front of the mic.  The ones who are happy to hand you their opinion and if you don’t swallow it, then clearly it’s a problem with your intelligence stat, not with their delivery.  The Penny Arcade guys are not *those* guys.  They were happy, delighted even, to engage with the wall of black-shirted bodies that made the place standing-room only.  They had well over 200 people turn out in a space that was set up for about 50.  I know because my ticket to get my “book” signed was number 171, and I know there were at least 50 people who didn’t even try, they just left when they figured out what we all expected would be an hour long fanboy/girl quickie was going to last until after they locked the doors

I’m probably going to a hot and unpleasant place for this, but since they ran out of books, I had to punt.  I popped over into the used bookstore that the Belmont Library has and found something in hardback for them to sign.  Here’s the picture and sig

THE SIG

THE SIG

 

And here’s why he looks so pissed  :D  If you’re a fan you’ll understand just how much restraint they showed, even though I told them they could put “whatever they wanted”.

 

The Nemesis

The Nemesis

Now, the library did do us the service of promising to get more signed books on-hand, but buying one, after the fact with a sig in it just isn’t the same :)  So if you head out to any of their other signings, be sure to get there EARLY and buy your books ahead of time if you can.  And please, please don’t be that guy/gal who brings in a stack of stuff on a dolly.  There’s hundreds of people in line behind you.  And with the geek crowd, any number of us may be armed 🙂 or at the very least equipped with a blog and a razor wit…